If I were a Canadian soldier, especially a female Canadian soldier, fighting the Taliban in Kandahar, I’d be more than just a little bit pissed about the headline in the Kabul Press. The Karzai government has just passed legislation that aims to regulate family life and ensure fulfilling marriages among the nations Shiite population – about 20%. The new law requires wives to give up the cookie no less than ever four days unless a little roll in the hay would otherwise aggravate an illness. That means that if your old lady has, say, trachoma or Lou Gherig’s Disease, she’s off the hook. Actually, there’s no reason why trachoma should prevent your wife from shagging you deliciously. Besides, if she’s wearing a burkha, nobody would be able to diagnose it. Stone her!
The beauty of this new law is that women have rights as well. Hamid Karzai not only knows how to please a lady; he knows how to deliver a wave of orgasmic parliamentary benevolence from Kabul to Badghis (which, if pronounced properly, is sexual innuendo.) Read the rest of this entry »
